Anecdotes, General, Life

I’m old

Chris: So what time are we going to do lunch tomorrow?
Me: Whenever. I’m hip.
Chris: Okay, when you say you’re hip, you’re not.
Me: Oh … wow …
Chris: You sound more like you’re going to break a hip.
Me: Okay, well what ever the young people are saying these days, pretend I said that.

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2 thoughts on “I’m old

  1. You don’t want to say what the young people say. Most of them can’t string a coherent sentence together. We can thank text speak for that.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I all of a sudden feel like telling young people to get off my lawn.

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